John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
like literal tears.
Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional exaggeration
but not this time
i am gonna get ripped tomorrow im gonna mow the lawn which is a work out bc we have a relatively large lawn and the mower is fking HEAVY also im gonna use the ellyptical im gonna sweat so much tbh im pumped 2 stay hydrated
Print it. Fuck it.
am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs